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Future तो मेरा bright है।

 This is a satirical Hindi piece titled "Future Bright Hai" (The Future is Bright), which uses a dialogue between two donkeys to mock the work culture of government service. सूक्कू का चुटकुला Future तो मेरा bright है। नारकोटिक्स के दादा भाई नारोजी यानी 'ग्रैंड ओल्ड मैन ऑफ सी.बी. एन.' पाणीग्रही जी ने हौसला दिलाया, तो हममें भी कविता संरचना का जोश आया। कहानी है दो गधों और उनके विचारों की।  भीतर छुपे भावार्थ पर जाएँ और कटाक्ष को सरकारी नौकरों पर आजमाएँ।  सरकारी नौकर होते हैं दो प्रकार के: एक काम के और दूसरे न किसी काम के न काज के। मेरी कहानी में भी हैं गधे दो प्रकार के: एक घिसते-पिसते और सर फोड़ते धोबी का,  और दूसरा जो सड़क पर ट्रक के हॉर्न पर भी न हिले डुले और बीच सड़क में अकड़ कर पड़ा रहे जमके। तो बात है उस दिन की जब लकड़हारे के गधे ने पास बुलाया धोबी के गधे को और पुचकार कर कहा— "क्यों रे नालायक! घास की क्वालिटी तेरी कुछ बढ़कर है क्या जो सुबह से शाम तक पिसता है और घिसता है और रात को दारू पीकर टुन्न धोबी के मार को सहता है।  जरा मेरी ओर देख-देख। खाते-पीते घर का हू...
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WHERE DID THOSE KIDS GO AWAY I know I'm a good fella, but I can't recall too many good things I have done over the years. But that's because I chose to forget them...the good deeds. Helps one stay humble. But there's one good deed I look back and wonder how much better I used to be back then. Around 36 years back to be precise.  Walking in the school corridor I saw a polio afflicted kid begin to descend the staircase. Twisting and turning his arms and feet around the metal contraptions designed to hold his knobbly and weak limbs. He had to get down just one floor this day too, just like I must have watched him do a hundred times before. This was the late eighties, long before it had become fashionable to have lifts and ramps for the differently abled...heck even the word was disabled for handicapped people. Today, I didn't even think for even a second. Went behind him, wrapped him in my strong adolescent grip and picked him up like a matchstick... Yes I was growing ...

THE SILENCE OF THE LETTERS

The silence of the letters VERSION2: As a kid I remember a story (A table is a table) in my English Reader where out of sheer boredom, the main character decides to rename / jumble up all things around him. The books became chairs, the chairs became pillows, the table became something else and so on.   That story never ceased to intrigue me over these years. Or inspire me.   So, after nearly 37 years of racking my head trying to come up with my own idiosyncrasy, I've finally decided that I've had enough of the silly silent letters in my beloved queen's English.   No more of laffing any longer. Henceforth, the u, g and h in laugh will all get their proper respect and pronunciation(s). I bet there are already plenty of people who are disgusted with the treatment meted out to the poor ‘t’ in ‘listen’. Or Mr ‘L’in ‘half’. Yeah….My apologies to those who have been momentarily discomfited by the appearance of  a capital L in the midst of a sent...